You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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