two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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