I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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