PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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