we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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