why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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