Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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