i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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