you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I need you to use more vowels.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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