Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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