"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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