Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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