Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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