We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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