So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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