Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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