He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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