Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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