a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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