he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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