He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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