It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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