I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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