Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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