super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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