can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my vag is so smooth its legendary
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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