erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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