once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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