No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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