wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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