The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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