if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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