Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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