Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Randomize
