Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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