you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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