I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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