nut hugger
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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