Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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