I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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