So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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