Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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