Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
