David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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