You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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