but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Everclear isn't food dammit
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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