My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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