What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize