When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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