You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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