every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Randomize
