dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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