The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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