hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It all started with a game of naked twister.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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