is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
