Buhtt sex?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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