The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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