This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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