she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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