Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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