He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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